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BREAKING: JESUS WRESTLES TRUMP

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 Shocking footage. But it's video, so it must be true. 

Ripping Off The Beatles/Becoming Oasis

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Ripping Off The Beatles/Becoming Oasis By Worst Album Ever Some of these lyrics were written by Udio. It made up the word "Parrottage," or so it seems. But it's actually the right word, isn't it?  No apologies to Oasis. LYRICS \What if we just took a page?  It's not theft  It's parrottage  Bring me up  I'm up in the fan stand  Manchester's crowning royalty  You say, mate, you're repetitive  I jangle with the quality, boy  This riff's a classic  Not a steal  It's just a nod  It's how we feel  Love me do, love me, too,  Our sound's a homage  Tried and true  Loop the chorus  Tweak their verse  Some say it's better  Some say it's worse  In leather jackets  And the shaggy hair  We swipe the tunes  from the Liverpool lads  In cities bars and the crowds  they roar  With every strum  They're begging for more  We say, lad,  it's a sign of the times...